Try Not to Squirt

Hui: i'm back

Yu: howd it go

Hui: the mamo was nothing compared to the sonogram of my uterus

Yu: why

Hui: i thought i was going to go crazy

Hui: i had to drink 4 glasses of water before the appt

Yu: and?

Hui: i won't know until i hear from my Dr. so i guess in a week or 2

Hui: ugh

Yu: why wld you be going crazy from water

Hui: because my bladder was sooo full

Yu: haha

Hui: and she was pressing it with the probe

Hui: have you ever had that test? to have a full bladder and someone is pressing on it for 10 mins!

Yu: no

Hui: that's the worst

Yu: i doubt it. i bet the colonoscopy will be worse

Hui: no doubt. 

Hui: you are asleep for that

Hui: you won't even feel that

Yu: yeah, except you can't eat for a whole day and drink this liquid that makes you poop all day

Hui: nice

Hui: still can't be worse than this

Hui: omg...thankfully that's over

Hui: it was torturous

Yu: good thing you didn't squirt

Hui: i was trying not to

Hui: because it wouldn't have been a squirt...it would have been a GUSH! She would have thought she was just at Niagra Falls with all the water I was holding in my bladder

Yu: lol